Her:babe
That babe she called me was so friendly
and masculine, it carried no atom of
emotion in it but then, i was
determined to break this yoke.
Me:How are you?"
Her: am fine dear and you
Me: am ok, i was just strolling by when
your eyes caught my attention.
Her: lol, you love my eyes abi
Me: yes naa, see it shining like
fluorescent tube, just dy make me weak
Her: hahahahahaha. Not just you, a lot
of guys are also feeling the eyes.
Sorry, i will summarize the chat, i
can't come and be telling you what i
discussed with a girl in my whatsapp.
So our chat took shape, like an
experienced driver, i managed to steer
the conversation into relationship
talks, i explained to her how i have
been feeling her for a long time,
especially those eyes of hers and her
lovely boobs [ i didn't tell her about the
boobs tho, just the eyes lol] and how i
would like to take control of certain
things in her life, She asked what type
of things, i said her heart but in my
mind, her hot body was the paramount
issue tho i no tell her that one too. She
replied and gave her conditions.
Apparently, a lot of her village guys
this xmas have opened her eyes to the
fact that she was beautiful and sexy,
that one compounded my case like this.
Her conditions, i must be able to take
care of her needs and she mustn't go
bankrupt. In my mind, i was trying to
upgrade from friend zone to lover zone
and here she was trying to shift me, not
even upgrade, from friend zone to
banker zone. After our conversation
this night, she succeeded in making me
realise how juicy the friend zone
position was. I decided i was fine in
that zone biko.
So still on the matter, i called James, i
have missed that guy o.
"commissioner for woman affairs!! "
That was James hailing me as he picked
the phone.
" Your father that side" i said and we
both laughed.
"Guy hafar naa" he asked.
"Guy i dy like say i no dey"
"Wetin happen, who you give belle?"
"na your Your mama" i said and he
laughed.
"Guy i need a new girl"
"Wetin do Chinaza, she don catch you
again?"
"Catch wetin, Chinaza na wife, i need a
side chic" i said stressing that chic
"What about Eva, Cynthia, shape them,
wetin do them?"
"Guy nothing, those ones are far from
me for now and Chinaza dy village, i
need to put my something somewhere
abeg "
" Guy go buy Vaseline and start
masturbating, that one dy cheaper"
"James shey u still dy village?"
"Yea"
"And harmattan dy there?"
"Yea, why you dy ask? "
"may dry harmattan thunder strike you
there, mumu"
He laughed and i cut the phone. Left
my room in search of Amara.
These pussi niggas peasants, yeah
All my niggas gon be present, yeah
(here)
Bish I'm wrapped up like a present,
yeah
I got credit fukk a debit (Bleep it)
And, I'm the truth this not no flexing
I got, skinny jeans with a weapon
And, I'm the future and the present
Baby, pop that pussi like a Pepsi
Baby, water like a water fountain
My money colored like a clown
Show me them places like a noun
She can't, can't ride this dikk without a
sound…
Young thug can rap for Iraq, that nigga
is good. I was following his dope track
"no way" that was blasting on my
home theater, shaking my head like i
was high on cheap weed. I was in this
mood like this when shape walked into
my room in all her glamour and
curvytude, suited in a jean bumshot
and singlet that was getting tired of
holding up her heavy boobs. I switched
from singing the song to humming it.
She walked straight to the bed and sat
beside me while i put my hand around
her waist.
"Neche do you have airtime?" she asked
and i nodded my head still nodding to
the music too.
"Can i use your phone, i want to call
someone" she asked and as if on cue,
the hook to the song came up and i
sang it out loud
No, no, no way, no-no way
No, no, no way, no-no way
No, no, no way, no-no way
"Please nah" she said rubbing my laps.
I paused the music and faced her.
"For this thing you just did, i will allow
you a 30 seconds call"
She smiled as i flipped my Nokia
Torchlight at her and she started
dialing a number.
"Who are you calling?" i asked her
"My baby boo"
"But i'm here naa, how can you be
calling me when am here in your own
present presence" i said and she rolled
her eyes on me and started her call
while i kept looking at her ass
picturing my self on top of it, my dikk
rose but my tight boxers held it tight. I
was too busy meditating on the
mysteries of her ass that i didn't notice
that the call had lasted more than 2
mins. Before my mind came back, she
was already done with a big smile on
her face. I put the music back on and
reduced the volume a bit
"for your mind, you don outsmart me
naa" i Said and she smiled pecking me
"Who be that your boyfriend sef?"
"You won't know him, he is new"
"Ar ar, when did you meet him?"
"This xmas, he gave me a lift in his
venza and asked me out"
"so because he get car and we no get,
na why you leave all the guys wey dy
die for you in this lodge come follow
am abi, even James wey dy use ur
picture masturbate" i said and she hit
me on the laps laughing.
"That one dy shaa, anywhere you never
do me new year o"
"Baby what would you like me to give
you?" she asked and i faced her with
the naughtiest smile my face could
gather..
"I want a 3some" i said caging the
laughter that was trying to run out of
my mouth.
"Hmmm, with whom and whom"
"You, your sister and I, i can handle
the both of you"
"No, i want it to be Me and Naza" she
said with a naughty grin
"No, i need an entirely different vjay"
"and what's the difference between my
own and Chinaza's own, why do you
keep cheating on her"
"Its just like the difference between
jollof rice in Mr biggs and Jollof rice in
Lady Stainless joint" i said smiling
"Whats the difference?"
"The style, the size of the rice and how
oily it is, how it is packaged plus
others" i said and she pulled my ear.
"So which is better Mr biggs or Lady
stainless? "
" I haven't been to mr biggs so i will
say Lady stainless is better " i said and
winked at her
" So between me and naza, who is mr
biggs and who is lady stainless?"
"I don't know "
" You must know o, tell me osiso"
"How can i know when i have not
tasted you? For now you are mr biggs".
She slapped my cheek playfully and got
up from the bed and headed towards
the door. I called her back.
"Shapy i'm serious"
"About what? "
" The 3some " i said and bit my lips
while i sang a part of the "no way"
song that came up, referring to shape.
"I told that bitsh suck my vienna out
the can man
She started doing it without a
command
I want you to fit this dikk inside your
hips
And I wanna eat that pussi creamy like
a dip"
"You can try it with Chinaza and
Jennifer " she said and laughed.
"Shape thank you, happy new year,
begin dy go your room" i said and faced
my tv. She stood there smiling and
looking at me.
"I would have been your girl if we
were both single " she said looking at
me.
" But now that we are both
UNSINGLE?
"Nothing, your bae is my friend "
" come closer" i told her and she came
to the bed.
"Shape you know we feel something for
each other right?" i said and carried
her on my laps.
"Yea but its so inappropriate "
" Yea, but then, it doesn't stop us from
having a fling once in a while"
"Hmmm, i'm a virgin shaa" she said
"V what? "
" virgin, forget about all this things i
carry, its natural".
As she was saying that, i was busy
feeling her body like they can tell me if
she was saying the truth or not.
"Shape, that 3some, don't worry about
it again, i was only joking" i said and
she laughed.
"Are you running because am a
virgin?"
"Why will i run, just go to your new
guy, let him break you and then come
back "
She slapped me and ran out of the
room while i stared at her trying to
figure out the virginity in her but to no
avail.
Haaa, shape a virgin, noo, izz not
possible but who can i ask. Anyways
whether she is telling the truth or not,
the only way to find out is ehnmm, you
guys understand naa but then i'm not
interested in that, the last virgin i
broke is still stuck to me like my
brokeness. Chinaza.
I can't afford another one
No, no, no way, no-no way
No, no, no way, no-no way
No, no, no way, no-no way
.
To be continued
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