Diary Of A Broke Playboy – Episode 28

Blood is thicker than water, even
Akamu. I appreciated that saying at my
dad's office.
So I and Willie popped into his place of
work around 12 pm the next day after
Willie have treated me to Nico and
Vinc's "That's how you know you
bleeped up" in mom's car.
We were blocked by his secretary. She
wanted to call him before we can go in.
Imagine, our own father. We relaxed
shaa, we didn't want to start the day
with more Bleep ups, knowing the
sensitivity of our mission.
"He said you should wait a while
before coming in."
She still had the phone to her ear when
she passed us the message.
"What do you mean?" Willie protested.
"But he is our father!" I added.
"And so what? My friend wait there!"
That was my father shouting over the
phone. We heard him Loud and clear.
So we just mellowed and waited. We
took a seat facing the secretary.
"So you mean shape wasn't a virgin?"
Willie nodded and winked at me.
"Jesus, so I had something like that
under my nose and you just came and
took it away?"
"You are still learning naa, how can
you expect a girl like that to be a
virgin."
I nodded and shook my head at the
same time.
"Willie you are an Idiot."
He eyed me and laughed. The secretary
eyed us and I was forced to look at her.
My right eye observed her face on
which she placed reading glasses like
she actually knows anything. It
reminded me of when I loved to watch
women on glasses porn, they are
always good looking.
Meanwhile, my left eyes was placed on
my favorite part of the female body,
not the boobs, the the other side.
She wore panties but the dark shade
didn't let me know the exact color and
her laps were thick. That allowed me
estimate the size of her booty and I was
wowed by my findings.
"I swear he is bleeping this one, that's
why she wore short skirt and pant
instead of tights, to allow her pull off
fast fast," Willie whispered into my
ears.
"Who is bleeping her?" I whispered
back.
"Popsy naa."
I eyed him.
"Guy are you sure?"
"Dey there, you don't know your
father."
Our gossips were still on when the door
opened and her royal thickness walked
out of his office. She was grabbing some
files which she pinned to her inflated
boobs. She was beautiful too. I just
watched her catwalk to where we sat
and I bet Willie too was watching. She
beamed us a smile and we smiled back,
I bet I showed my 32.
"Williams and his brother, how are
you guys?"
"Fine fine," Willie answered for us two.
We exchanged pleasantries and she left.
Then the secretary ushered us into the
office.
"Is he bleeping this one too?" I asked. "I
like her."
"Don't you know Aunty Grace?"
I shook my head.
"After momsy, na her."
"So popsy bad like that."
Shaa we walked into the office and met
our father. He observed us through the
rims of his spectacles as we walked in.
We pulled Seats and relaxed.
"Daddy good morning," we greeted.
"Eh, goodnight."
"Sorry, good afternoon," we corrected
immediately. He sized me up and asked
about school. I said fine, he nodded and
switched to Willie.
"You, when are you guys resuming?"
"Ar ar, daddy we just closed naa."
"Are you sure they have not pursue you
from school because David's daughter
is not yet back."
"Which David's daughter?" Willie
asked.
"That Yellow one, Mary Cynthia."
"So Mary is in my school?"
"Yes of course, don't you see her?"
"Dad how can I see her in a school as
big as that?"
"Ok shaa, it's almost 1, come and buy
something for."
He was pulling out his wallet when
Willie coughed.
"O gini?" he asked.
"Dad we didn't come buy something for
you, we came because something
happened."
He looked at the two of us one after the
other.
"What happened, have they suspended
you from school?"
He was asking me. I shook my head.
"Are you in a cult?" I shook my head
again.
"Did you impregnate a girl?"
Nothing from me, before he could ask
any question again, Willie came to my
rescue. God bless that boy for me.
"Dad, see what happened, shey you
know Chinaza?"
"Who is Chinaza?"
"Erm, Uncle Laz's daughter, that fair
one."
He nodded slowly. "His girlfriend?" he
said pointing at me.
How did he even know she was my
girlfriend. Daddy daddy.
We both nodded.
"Ehe, did you impregnate her?" he was
asking Willie. Lol.
"Noo, see what happened."
He started spicing the story the same
way I have told it to him the first time.
From Chinaza falling sick to her going
for test and all.
"Oho, I said it!" My father said as
Willie finished.
We both stared at him as he tapped on
his table. Shooting his eyes at the two
of us. I didn't know if it was sweat or
urine but my buttocks was all wet.
"So you went to school, instead of
reading your books and coming out of
there, instead, you got a girl pregnant.
Did I tell you that I needed a baby from
you?"
I shook my head, staring at the floor.
"My friend, look at me when I am
talking to you."
I obeyed and he continued.
Willie threw his head to the ground,
it's not that he was scared, he was only
trying not to laugh and me too, I was
trying my best to appear remorseful.
My father has this way of yelling at
you that instead of you feeling bad, you
will end up laughing.
"I told to go to school and get me good
grades, you say it is a baby that you
want, if I wanted a baby from you, I
would have married a girl for you, and
I even thought you were better than
this baby bush."
He was referring to Williams. Now the
laughter was threatening to break out.
"All he knows how to do is grow beards
and do make up….."
The tongue lashing shifted to Willie and
if my sisters were there too, they
would have gotten their own portion.
"Where is she?" he asked after he was
done and had taken some breaths.
"Back at his lodge," Willie answered.
"Wait," he removed his eye glass and
dropped it on the table. "This baby, is it
a joint something, are the two of you
responsible for it?"
"Noooo!" Willie shouted.
"Then why are you answering for
him?"
"She is in my room at school," I shot
in.
"You even live together at school?"
"No, she came from her school."
"I think you will have to start going to
school from the house," he said.
"That's far!" Willie exclaimed.
"What is far, this one, he will be using
public transport, back then, I trekked
20 kilometers to primary school
everyday."
Even the look on his face showed that
he too was shocked by what he just
said. 20km gini.
"Daddy daddy, 20 km kwa?" Willie
said, winking at him.
"You don't believe me? You can ask
your mom, we walked to school
everyday."
"So you were already mingling with
mom as early as primary school."
I was already Fearing for Willie's
safety when he asked this question but
my father played it cool.
"My friend that is none of your
business, but then, we trekked big time,
you people of nowadays are just lucky."
That was how Chinaza's pregnancy was
concluded and my father's primary
school history took over. I didn't make
much noise shaa, before he will come
and notice me again.
"Ehe, come and buy me lunch at that
restaurant across the street."
He pulled out 1k from his wallet and
handed it over to Willie. We both stood
up.
"Buy yours too, shey you will eat?"
He didn't need to ask.
"And call me that lady outside," he
said, putting back his glasses.
"There are two girls," Willie informed.
"Call the one with the biggest breast."
Jeez, Why won't I impregnate a girl
when I have a father like that. It runs
in the family.
.
To be continued