than James was the day I was
mumbling about what Naza told me.
The look on Willy's face was to die for,
as in, it can kill you. If not for the cute
face and the neat beards, you would
have called him an slowpoke.
"What are even saying? That Chinaza is
sick and went to the hospital, so? She is
here naa and she is not dead."
"Bro I am trying to say that she is
pregnant," I said and expected him to
place both his hands on his head. He
merely smiled.
"Congratulations dear," he was
referring to Chinaza. "I hope the guy
responsible is going to marry you
before the sign turns up."
Chinaza merely shook her head, she
knew Willy was a clown most of the
time.
"Bro, the baby is mine," I said it
slowly, avoiding eye contact. The whole
room went silent. For about 5 seconds
nobody spoke.
I thought my brother was burning me
up with his eyes only to look up and
see him staring sheepishly at shape
who was at the door.
I just weak for my family.
I slapped his knee and he turned to me
sharply.
"What were you saying?"
"I was saying that Chinaza is pregnant
for me and that girl at the door is a
virgin."
His eyes bulged, I didn't know what
made them bulge, whether it was the
pregnancy or the Virgin ish. Unwanted
pregnancy to Willie was bad news and
hooking up with a Virgin was worst.
He refers to it as a worthless
relationship.
Chinaza stood up and left with Shape.
Willie was just engaged in an eye
contest with me.
"Jeez, Chex, I have been in this game
for 100 years before they gave birth to
you and yet no Bleep ups, how could
you have been so careless?"
"I don't know o bro. It just happened, I
don't even know what to do."
He was giving me that look that
unlocks the tear gland in a man, the
look that usually says, "Bro you Bleep
up and you are finished at the same
time".
"What do we do now?" I I asked and he
pulled closer to me on the bed.
"Did you tell her of abortion?"
I looked at him and shook my head.
"She didn't even wait for the
suggestion, she just change am for me
when she suspected that I will bring it
up."
"Guy serious Bleep up."
"Yea, Dad will just throw me over the
balcony," I murmured, shedding
internal tears.
"No he won't," he replied.
"You sure?"
"Yea, he said he no longer needs stress
with his children."
"Thank God," I said and heaved a sigh
of relief.
"Yes, he is only going to shoot you, he
just bought a pump action."
Willie was wicked in a sort, he just
dropped it casually like shooting
someone was the same thing as flogging
him.
"See what we are going to do now," he
started and I paid rapt attention,
hoping he wasn't going to misyarn.
"Yes?"
"We will go to Dad's office."
"What for?"
"Listen now, abi do you prefer going
home first where both him and mom
will jointly roast you like roadside
maize?"
I shook my head, I had better go with
his plan, he was the next man after my
father and I believed he controlled
some authority.
"We will settle with dad, then we get
home, he can help us fix mum."
"Yea, you made sense."
I always knew Willie was a great asset.
"We will talk to Rita too, she will help
us."
"Rita will Finish me naa," I protested.
"Yes but she will also help, just relax,
you only got her pregnant, you didn't
kill her."
I fell back on the bed and hissed. I
knew pussy was going to kill me one
day but I never expected it to be
Chinaza's own.
"So when are we going to see Dad?" I
asked getting up from the bed.
"After I get this girl that just left with
Naza."
He was devouring the only star in my
fridge.
"She is a virgin bro."
He smiled at me and nodded.
"I have readjusted my standards, I am
the new Isreal."
"Israel kwa?"
He nodded again and smiled.
"I will tear down that wall of Jericho."
I sighed and fell back on the bed. The
next picture on my mind was me and
shape on the bed after Willie must have
opened her. Jeez, I swear I will be the
worst father on earth.
He stood up from the chair and walked
outside, probably after shape. He
hadn't been gone for more than 30
seconds before Chinaza bursted into my
room, holding his hand, against his
wish.
"Are you guys done?" she asked me as I
stared at them. I nodded and she made
Willie take a sit.
"Now, lets discuss about my own issue."
"What issue?" Willie asked.
"My family, how will I tell them about
it?"
"It's very easy, you just walk up to
them and yarn them what's up."
That was Williams.
"Maybe you should help me, I will
appreciate," Chinaza replied him,
rolling her eyes.
"Have you told Chinelo?" I asked and
she nodded.
"I told her when the result came out."
"What did she say?"
"That I am finished," she answered
casually. I had almost forgotten about
her parents.
"Fine, I will be there, maybe tomorrow,
we will move from dad's office to your
dad's." I said and she put down her
head, sobbing without tears.
"What now?" I asked.
"God I am finished. My Mom thinks I
am still a virgin."
I don't know why I didn't laugh at that,
it was damn funny.
Williams took us out in the evening,
Me, Chinaza, James and Shape.
Somehow, my brother meandered his
way into shapes cubicle, shape was all
over him in the end. That boy is a
magician.
It was at the peak of the moment that I
learnt Shape's real name was Chinaza.
I am as amazed as you are.
For a moment, everything seemed
normal, Chinaza's pregnancy was
thrown to the background while we
had the fun of our lives. Willie had
come with mom's car and so it was a
little high key.
I spent the rest of the night prophesying
my undying love for Chinaza. I was
drunk and high but she wouldn't bulge,
she needed no second pregnancy and
when the chips were down. It turned
out that Shape was never a virgin,
maybe her asshole is still sealed but her
pussy was as open as the temple.
I was only pained at what I had missed
for almost a year.
.
To be continued
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