her eyes shut as I was scribbling this
down. The idea for a post decided to
bump into my head at this point in
time and I was thinking. What if
someday, my babe wakes up and finds
out that I am running an account here
and she goes through my profile to see
the stories I have written about her and
goes on to find out that most of it were
actually true. I doubt if Chinaza is
capable of killing or poisoning me but I
also know that she is capable of asking
someone else to do it for her. Lol.
So we beat our father, like Chinaza just
stopped on the way and redirected her
bearing to my lodge, getting there
before me sef. Nice thing that we were
surrounded by students who aren't
better than any of us.
I got in and we hugged like we were
just meeting again after 3 years. Shape
came and dropped her sexy ass on me, I
gave her the side hug, I was trying to
pass the message to her that I was so
bleeping pissed at her.
"I missed you love," she said, sounding
all sweet. I replied her like I was
diabetic, I didn't need her sugar.
"Really?"
She nodded and tugged at my shirt
while Naza took in my bags. I am
unofficially married like this.
I watched shape for something, trying
to figure out if I should prolong my
anger or just let it fly. She had this
body that will make you forget your
sorrows talk less of anger. But denying
me a very good pussy was a big crime
to me, a felony maybe.
"Are you not happy to see me?" she
asked.
"I am happy but I am angry with you
and you know why."
She frowned and looked at my face,
clutching my hand in a romantic way.
"Boo what did I do?"
"Call him Chinecherem, that is his
name. Only me can call him boo,"
Chinaza shouted from inside and we
laughed.
"Ok, Chinecherem, what did I do?" she
asked again. Chinaza was already back
with us, waiting for me to share her
offense. She was giving me the
inquisitive look already, very nosy of
her.
"What did she do?" Chinaza asked. How
could I tell her that shape's offense was
lying to me that she was a virgin. How
is that my business?.
"It's between us Naza," I replied her.
"She is my friend and you are my
something something. So am involved
too."
Chinaza will just wake up and start
looking for trouble. Imagine.
"Don't worry, it's April fool, I am not
angry at her," I said and ran into my
room.
"It's April 19," Chinaza called after
me.
"April is April, whether April 1 or
April 33," I replied.
Chinaza managed to take her bath
without inviting me in, it was even
better rather than watch things that I
can't access, I rather not watch at all.
So me and shape was on my bed
discussing her crime. She smiled after I
told her it was all about the virginity.
"But I told you I got a boyfriend during
the Xmas period," she said.
"The one with Venza?" I asked and she
nodded.
"So he VENZAD your pussy?" I asked
and she hit me playfully.
"You are silly."
"Why didn't you tell me?" I asked.
"You didn't ask naa or I should have
used Microphone to announce that I am
not a virgin anymore."
"Well, you knew I was standing in line,
waiting and you just stood me up."
"Sorry boo, you didn't ask again."
"Must I ask before you give me what I
want, eh shape?"
"Do you still want it?"
Imagine, she was asking me. I gave it a
little thought tho. I remembered to my
dismay that once Willie drops a grip on
a hottie like shape, he hardly likes to
let go and I can share my food, my
clothes, my surname with Willie but
definitely not a girl. After all, even
among thieves, there is honor.
I shook my head and replied.
"No, you can't be with Willie and be
banging me at the same time."
"I knew you are smart," she said and
rubbed my ear. I was going to rub her
chest in return when Chinaza walked
out of the bathroom, looking all wet
and sexy. Chinaza being Chinaza, she
chased us out of the room because she
wanted to dress up. I wonder what she
was hiding, is it the things that shape
already has that she is hiding away
from her or the ones I have already
seen that that she is hiding away from
me.
We shaa walked outside and continued
our chats in whispers.
"So when you see a girl, the first thing
that comes into your mind is to fuvk
her?"
Shape was asking me.
"No, the first thing that comes into my
mind is that I like her, then I like her
body, then I realize I want to Bleep her.
So you see, it's the third thing that
comes into my mind."
I love my girls, you could discus almost
anything with them and they won't
start forming Holy. Shape burst out
laughing. Just when she was about
finishing her laughter, a car screeched
to a stop at our gate. I took a peep and
my it father's car. I can't remember if I
actually urinated on my knicker or not
because I can't find the knicker right
now. As I was trying to figure out how
to hide Chinaza in my Ghana must go
bag, Willie popped into our gate,
smiling sheepishly.
.
To be continued
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