**a week later **
I had pack out of my house, now staying with lalaski because I really
dunno what to do.. Lalaski had gone a on a special project with the
governor and I was really getting tired of boredom and idleness so I
decided to stroll out…..
Still walking without a destination not long i noticed a black van
speeding towards me and before I know what was going on I was covered
with a black bag, it was later when my eyes were opened I realized I
had being kidnapped ….
**thinking**
Again again what is my problem with kidnappers for Christ sake , I was
eager to know who kidnapped me not long funke walked in and before I
could say anything a hot slap landed on my face it was then I realized
that girls hand are indeed iron hands..
**advice to the guys**
Fear ladies they can do and undo at anytime o, if you think you are
smart just remember that a lady is also cunning o so know how to play
your game well……
**funke dials a number**
Hello commissioner this is your lovely funke on the line, I have your
one and only son here, infact your only child …
Me: You mean his not temi's dad….
Again a hot slap landed on my cheek and at that time I decided to keep
mute like a DVD player whose volume is on 0….
Funke: Now I need 10million naira , in the next four days I'll call
you back about the collection, your one and only love funke #muah
Funke: Mr chop and clean , won't you show us your powers now ni …
Me: **just thank God say I'm tied**
Funke: Eh ya so na mouth you get, anyways I miss that p—k of yours
don't worry I have a gift for you later in the day and don't think
you're getting out of here hale and healthy, that's even if you don't
die sef…..
Omo see me gbege o, chai I really need a miracle from God right now…..
Not long enough lalaski walked in laughing at me…..
Almost through with exams , bear with me guys
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